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Somewhere, in my house, is the most massive vibrator I was ever able to find.

About 18 years ago, I went as Anakin Skywalker for Halloween. But the joke was that, instead of a lightsaber, I had a vibrator. So I went to a sex shop in NYC with my girlfriend (who is like 5' tall), walked up to the guy at the counter, who is like "Can I help you?", and I was like "I need the biggest vibrator you sell".

So he looks at me, then looks at my girlfriend, then looks back at me, and is sort of doing the mental arithmetic, and is probably thinking "If I sell you this, it might kill her". After a few seconds she sort of realizes what he's thinking and immediately got insanely embarrassed, and started trying to stumblingly explain "It's for a Halloween costume!". At which point I just sort of made eye contact with the guy, smirked a bit, kind of shook my head slightly, and conveyed the idea that "No no, we're totally going to put this in her."

Wound up getting one that's about the size of a Mag-Lite but slightly thicker (for those who don't know how big that is, this was the best picture I could find - http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oM79TSId5A0/maxresdefault.jpg ).

We've never actually USED it as a sex toy, and it's packed away with the rest of the costume, but I do still own it.

Of course, a few years later and I probably just would have bought it online, but I was in NYC all the time anyway, the sex shops were there, and it wouldn't have been nearly as amusing that way.
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