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Typically I go to bed around 11 every night, so I'm well-rested and energized for work the next day.

Last night, I got into bed at 11 as usual, but when I closed my eyes, I just couldn't fall asleep. My mind was racing. Persona 4 Golden is not only the best dating simulator ever created, but it has such elegant gameplay mechanics.

I tossed and turned in bed. I could not get comfortable. How could I expect to just drift off to sleep knowing that in just a few hours from now, gamers will get to experience Scooby Doo and the Ghost of Carl Jung, right from their living rooms?

I called up my girlfriend, who goes to bed at 8pm (as women do). "Hey babe," I said. I could hear her shifting from her sleep. "I can't sleep. I keep thinking of how godlike the perfect man, Yu Narukami is. Never before has an anime boy been a 12 waifu powerchad before and contained the Arcana, which is the means by which all is revealed"

"Babe," she said, "it's 11pm. I need my 16 hours of sleep so I can face a full day tomorrow of being indecisive about what I want to eat for every meal. Why are you so concerned with such raw testosterone so late at night?"

I howled with disgust. "Woman, listen to me," I screamed into the phone. "It is not every day that such a paragon of game design comes out. There has never been a game with such deep philosophy, yet such horny character designs, and there never will be again, at least until Atlus makes the next Catherine. If you cannot understand this situation then perhaps we should see other people."

With that, I hung up on my ex-girlfriend and chucked my Huawei across the room. It smashed against the wall and landed into a pile of my other broken Huawei. Now I am exhausted at work and Persona 4 Golden is still the most powerful console on the market.

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