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one day at a flea market a weird old gross nasty old man with a milky eye was selling his old N64 games, one game caught my normal non-milky eye, it was chameleon twist 2 except it had a weird mark on it but i like chameleon twist so i said "hey dirty old nasty gross eyeball man, how much for this one?"

his eyes went wide when he saw it, like he just saw a ghost (wink) and that it was the last game his grandson played before he died of an upper respiratory infection. he said i could have it for free and now that i think about it might have been iggy's wrecking balls but it doesn't really matter

anyway i took the game home and put it in my N64 that i also got at a spooky yard sale and the person selling it said it was cursed and to NEVER play the cursed N64 with a cursed game and i said it was ok because i didnt have any cursed games at the time besides space station silicon valley but they all came that way until they updated it in the PAL version

so i forgot that the game was cursed and i turned it on and the curse from the N64 combined with the cursed copy of blues brothers 2000 and when the title screen came on i saw a hyper realistic dan aykroyd head and he said dont press start if you know whats good for you, but i didnt listen and pressed start anyway and then i got a really bad cough that hasnt gotten better yet

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