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TopicIMO the most completely made up and mythological creature ever is the octopus
OniRonin
05/12/20 4:15:22 PM
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Lysol posted...
soma is drunk
You call me drunk? You are drunk Sir.

Tell me to go away! I told you to go away!

The Mysterious Man posted...
I am an Actuarial Analyst.

Excuse me?

Lysol posted...
I am a Revenue Forecaster

My god!

Lysol posted...
I am a Director of Sales

What the fuck is a Director of Sales?

Lysol posted...
I am a Melon Testing Guru

Listen, can you be a lesson to us all? This world is bullshit, and the World Bank only exists because everybody in this room has, like, a degree or an MBA, which means you are who you are (YAWHYH). How do we get out of this? I've been saying it for days and days. Let's get out of this. You're probably sick and tired of hearing me say it, but nobody cares about the simple fucking thing that's making everybody fat. Because we've settled down, right? All we do is eat lard and vegetables.

Real Jim posted...
Yeah, but only if we have monkeys to eat them with.

It's the same with three new Szechuan sauces: Tapioca pear, coconut palm, and white pepper. They're all small in size, all spiced with a slight nuttiness and incredibly slippery. They turn into swiss fries when you squeeze them into a bowl or in your mouth. But nobody enjoys them. Why?

Lysol posted...
I am an Exchange Student and an Expert on Time Wasting.

Wait.

Lysol posted...
I am a Luxury Cruise Agent.

Are you serious? A luxury cruise agent? You don't have an accent, and that entire town thinks you're a stone-cold weirdo. Yet you call me drunk. Can you furnish any evidence for this outrageous claim?

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