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Shotgunnova 04/03/20 11:34:37 PM #44: | Lister: Dallas? Wasn't the place where that American king got assassinated? Rimmer: JFK. Lister: No, it was John something, not Jeff K. Rimmer: J - F - K! Not "Jeff K.," ya gimboid. Like the airport! I did a paper on him in school. Lister: I wonder why anyone would want to name their kid after an airport. Cat: This chicken's good! Lister: Yeah, yeah, pretty good. Kryten: That's not chicken, sirs. Cat: Oh? What is it? Kryten: It's that man we found. Lister: What? Kryten: It seemed like such a waste to just leave him lying there when he barbecues so beautifully. Rimmer: (evil giggling) They even got JFK to be the second gunman on the grassy knoll in order to protect his legacy. Pure genius. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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