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Topic	The crisis in obtaining groceries makes it clear people cannot govern themselves
Starmieketone 03/20/20 12:09:41 PM #19:	First of all, I propose the establishment of a worldwide, multinational organisation of impeccable morals. Let us call them WMOIM This, of course, will be enforced internally by the codification of laws concerning the following: All decisions of government must be commonsensical and pass "The Pub Test" Any MWOIM officers enticed with a bribe will be given the sum of said bribe, multiplied twice upon informing Any MWOIM officers accepting bribes will be executed using a method that's suitably barbaric Any government officials found to be corrupt by a proper investigation of MWOIM officers will be executed, without trial, since trials allow situations in which jurors or judges can become corrupt Anyone found hoarding products vital to public wellbeing and/or piece of mind* will be executed, without trial, by discretion by WMOIM officers * including but not limited to: toilet paper, paper towel, dry pasta, frozen pasta meals, pasta sauce, Parmesan cheese, biscuits, muesli bars, paper towel, pasta sauce, toilet paper, frozen deserts, toilet paper and dried pasta --- Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. <cite>Starmieketone posted [p:935945826] in The crisis... [t:78487939]...</cite> <quote>First of all, I propose the establishment of a worldwide, multinational organisation of impeccable morals. Let us call them WMOIM This, of course, will be enforced internally by the codification of laws concerning the following: All decisions of government must be commonsensical and pass "The Pub Test"Any MWOIM officers enticed with a bribe will be given the sum of said bribe, multiplied twice upon informingAny MWOIM officers accepting bribes will be executed using a method that's suitably barbaricAny government officials found to be corrupt by a proper investigation of MWOIM officers will be executed, without trial, since trials allow situations in which jurors or judges can become corruptAnyone found hoarding products vital to public wellbeing and/or piece of mind* will be executed, without trial, by discretion by WMOIM officers * including but not limited to: toilet paper, paper towel, dry pasta, frozen pasta meals, pasta sauce, Parmesan cheese, biscuits, muesli bars, paper towel, pasta sauce, toilet paper, frozen deserts, toilet paper and dried pasta --- Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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