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SBAllen came to me in a dream. He had balls the size of tangerines. Drink the citrus so you dont get the sickness, he told me.

I said, You have horribly swollen testicles, SBAllen. I dont think its working.

Balls with the thickness are a sign of the fitness. Drink the citrus to give your legs the quickness, he instructed. He brought me to a track and I watched him run a four minute mile, even with the increased testicle air resistance.

Ive been drinking a gallon of orange juice every day since and I dont run any faster but boy howdy I sure do poop a lot.

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You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.