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Topic | Merry drunken fuckin christmas santa got me a DUI |
Johnny_Nutcase 12/31/19 10:40:35 PM #347: | I remember one time in hs I was after this chick from another school. She brought her boyfriend to my friends house and there was a bunch of us and we played football in a field. On the side was Pecan trees. This dude didn't even play sports but he lifted weights. I was in wrestling but wasn't as built as he was. I made it work out that he was on the opposite team. They used him as a running back/wide receiver type shit. One play he went out for a pass and I admit he burned me but it lit a huge fire under my ass. The next play they handed the ball off to him. I wasn't even covering him. We only had so many people so I kinda played a safety position. The second I saw the ball get handed off to him, I took off like a rocket and knocked him into a pecan tree. I hit him so hard into the tree it shook almost all of the pecans off the tree and then he quit playing. In the end, I didn't get the girl. But I did get my shot at that piece of shit and I made it count. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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