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- While investigating, I learn that Dee Vasquez became a hot new thing just when Jack Hammers career tanked. HmmmMMMMMmmm Later, Penny tells me that Dee Vasquez was blackmailing him after Hammer caused an accident that killed someone in Studio 2.
- Because its the only way to progress the plot, I show Dee Vasquez the photo of Jack Hammer accidentally killing the dude. She says it wasnt an accident, then calls in some mafia goons to take the photo from me. The most shocking thing in this game is that someone actually drew four unique mafia guys for this scene.
- But then Gumshoe appears (why he was even there is sort of unclear), and even though Dee Vasquez just said she was going to murder us, he just takes her to be a witness.
- In court, Edgeworth calls on Dee Vasquez.
- Again, Im tempted to say that she ate a bone, but instead I just say she didnt eat a steak, because Im boring and playing this straight.
- Then I prove that the spear isnt the murder weapon, which isnt actually what I was planning to prove but luckily my actual intentions are of no importance. This proves that Dee Vasquez met the Steel Samurai and pushed him onto a fencepost the way Jack Hammer killed the other guy years ago, took his body to Studio One in a van, and dressed him as the Evil Magistrate. Thank God I cleverly figured all of this out when I clicked that she couldnt have used a spear.
- Dont ? me!
- Vasquez admits that she might have done it, but wont say, and we need proof. This is during trial that started with way less proof than what I have against her.
- I was hoping to come up with a question while I was objecting, Your Honor I didnt.
- Indeed! Verily, I say Ergo!
- Edgeworth realizes that Dee Vasquez is guilty and decides to help by forcing her to testify about the body and objecting to her lies. Finally, she messes up by saying that Hammer was injured because he was limping when he was only limping to imitate Powers who was actually injured.
- I select that she killed him in self-defense, but then immediately realized I should have selected that she did have a motive because she thought she was killing Will Powers. Oh well. Nevertheless, she admits everything Uh, wouldnt she not be arrested for killing in self-defense? Oh well.
- This is the most yaoi-laden subtext conversation ever between Phoenix and Edgeworth.
- Somehow Will Powers plays the lead in Pink Princess, okay.
- Episode IV is now unlocked. I see a hobo with a parrot. I predict a 1000% chance that I have to call the parrot as a witness during this next trial.

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Started: July 6, 2005