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TopicThe phrase 'Bond Girl' is now banned. Bond's wife will refuse to take his name.
Cartwheel_Kick
11/12/19 10:51:52 AM
#51:


I can't wait for the day women are respected enough that we stop feeling the need to "make a point" like this

joe40001 posted...
"The Name's Woke, James Woke"

"I have a license to kill, as long as I get their consent first"

*James walks up to female bartender*
Bond: "I'll have a Vodka Martini"
Female Bartender: "How would you like that prepared?"
Bond: "Your body your choice"

Q: "This device is called the microaggression alarm, it is triggered if anybody within a 20 foot radius becomes upset by what you say."
Bond: "Like the way your outfit is upsetting?"
*Because Q is upset, device goes off*
Q: "Really 007? I'm going to tweet about that comment."


Lul
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