LogFAQs > #929409730

The Bachelor is a big one. X gets with Y, they break up after the show, someone from their season is the new Bachelor(ette), they hook up with the winner, they break up after the show, repeat repeat repeat.

Storage Wars is another one because every goddamned episode is exactly the same thing.

*storage locker opens, bidders look into it*
'Doesnt look like much value here'
'I think i'll take a chance on this one'
'Not for me'
'Might be work a look'

*bidding starts*
'Yep'
'YUUUUUP'
*hand motion*
'YUUUUUP'
*hand motion*
'YUUUUUUP'
'Going once, going twice, Sold'

(studio shot of them going heh heh heh im the best etc)

*Winning bidder sorts through the locker*

10 bucks for that all day! Looking at 20 bucks for this, 15 for this, 30 for this....*sees something that so stupidly obviously the producers planted in there* What is THAT?!

*commercial break*

What is THAT?! *looks at object* I don't know what this is! Im going to go take this to somebody who can help me out!

Person Who Helps Them Out: This is a (insert object) this is why its significant!

'So how much is this worth?'

'I'd say its worth.....(insert number) *exciting music or wah wah wah sound effect follows*

Person A had a great day, getting this much (insert lame pun)
Person B and their buddy/wife/family got this much! (insert lame pun)
Person C got this much! (insert lame pun)
Person D got this much (insert lame pun)

*post credits clips of something the producers think is funny but turns out really lame and stupid, probably written for the show*
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'