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TopicRiddle Tiem - Four people on a bench in a park with a cigarette each.
littlebro07
10/13/19 2:11:05 AM
#37:


Hambo the Hog posted...
Crepes posted...
Nope - you're on the right tracks though.
Tracks...so a nearby train derails and explodes, sending flaming debris towards our four friends and lighting their cigarettes.



I still think nudity is involved, and will alter this answer a bit.

The four strip naked and continue sitting on the bench. A woman drives by and is shocked to see four naked people and runs a stop sign, slamming into another car. This car is pushed four feet causing it to lightly strike a bicycle, which tips over. The handlebars strike a tree branch that fell during the storm last night, which is resting on a curb, causing the branch to catapult a mother spider carrying her hundreds of spider babies who was resting on the fallen branch across the street, directly into the face of a man who just stopped for a smoke. He understandably freaks out, smacking himself in the face with the lit lighter still in his hand. The lighter catches his shirt and he is soon engulfed in flames. As he stops, drops, and rolls to save his life, he is struck by lightning and the force of the blast launches his lighter into the crashed car's fuel door which popped open during impact, and hits with such force that a small spark is produced which ignites the small drops of fuel from when the woman filled up her car twelve minutes ago and pulled the pump out and it dripped a bit. The car explodes, killing the driver.

But the story doesn't end there. The driver was a close friend of the second bench sitter from the left. The following weekend, the four friends are at her funeral (the other three didn't know her but are there to support the other guy. They're clothed now.) and after the service they sit down on another bench outside the church as he recounts a memory of his fallen friend and him sharing a cigarette in high school. There is a lit tiki torch nearby. The area has a bug problem so the church bought tiki torches a few months ago to keep bugs away. One of his friends pulls out four cigarettes, lighting them on the tiki torch, and they smoke one cigarette in honor of their friend's friend.
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