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TopicSo my daughter caught a lizard while K was at work, and my wife said she could
JimCarrysToe
09/21/19 6:35:20 PM
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BeyondWalls posted...
Theres only one responsible thing to do... Smash it with a hammer. Not a joke. You cant turn it loose. Its an invasive species. It would be hugely irresponsible to put that thing back out into the wild. And you cant keep that thing. Look how freakin big its going to get. Your daughters not going to think its cute when its the size of a dog. Its not a pet. Smashing it with a hammer is the only humane option.

@Johnny_Nutcase get your sledgehammer! This fucker wants to crush that cute little lizard!

Tc don't listen to him, if I had a dog sized lizard when I was a little girl I'd LOVE THAT CRITTER TO DEATH! And there's plenty of other people who'd love him too if you decide against keeping him.
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