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The Angry Video Game Nerd is a fictional character and half the games that he plays aren't really that bad. But Rambo is one review you can trust.

From the moment you begin the mission, you just wish you were running around shooting enemies. Instead, you're knifing bugs and assorted wildlife. When you finally do get to enemy soldiers, the game plays like Rush 'n Attack in slow motion.

They couldn't have been serious with this game. Rambo's in-game sprite looks ridiculous. And when you get a Game Over, it has an image of him making this "duuuuh" face. Also, he fights flamingos. Because that's what was missing from Rambo 2: hostile flamingos.

The piranhas are the best part of the game. Those little shits are so spiteful they will crawl on land to get you. I've never seen fish with such hatred in their hearts.