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TopicIs it harassment to put you arms on the shoulder of a girl without consent?
Jiek_Fafn
07/05/19 9:54:46 AM
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You're going about it all wrong. Right now she hardly knows you exist. You gotta catch her attention.

Since you mentioned shoulders that's a good place to start. Start wearing cut offs. By the sounds of your post though you probably have tiny tennis ball sized shoulders so you'll need to enlist some help.

Create an optical illusion. Find your closest bro who should also be in a cut off. Wear some that match for best results. Anyway, wrap your tiny arms around him so that your shoulders are right on his. She won't be able to tell where you start and your bro ends.

At this point she has definitely noticed you. You're finally on her radar. It's a good idea for you and your bro to go over there draped over each other and ask her out now.

Unfortunately you'll always have to bring the other guy with you on dates. At first that might seem terrible but theres an upside to that too. When you finally get to bang her you can use the same principle but with your dicks instead of shoulders.
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