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Topic	You get into a knife fight with a gorilla
WhiskeyDisk 07/03/19 5:23:06 PM #13:	CarefreeDude posted... Dreaming_King posted... While the gorilla obviously has greater strength and size, I've done some training with knives and have superior intelligence. To be fair I'll put the odds at 40/60. You could be the greatest at knife combat in the world, as well as the smartest person in the world, and it's still gonna do jack shit against a gorilla in this situation. Yeah, even if the knife is approaching arming sword size, and you got a clean shot at it's carotid artery, it's going to beat you to a bloody pulp as it bleeds out. Just the thrashing it'll do will probably end up ripping the cuffed arm right off. And that is all assuming that you catch the gorilla completely unaware. I would suspect that the gorilla is already wary of your intentions as soon as you're cuffed to it. --- The SBA has closed for business, we thank you for your patronage Assassins. ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap. <cite>WhiskeyDisk posted [p:924204303] in You get in... [t:77836443]...</cite> <quote><cite>CarefreeDude posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Dreaming_King posted...</cite> <quote>While the gorilla obviously has greater strength and size, I've done some training with knives and have superior intelligence. To be fair I'll put the odds at 40/60.</quote> You could be the greatest at knife combat in the world, as well as the smartest person in the world, and it's still gonna do jack shit against a gorilla in this situation.</quote> Yeah, even if the knife is approaching arming sword size, and you got a clean shot at it's carotid artery, it's going to beat you to a bloody pulp as it bleeds out. Just the thrashing it'll do will probably end up ripping the cuffed arm right off. And that is all assuming that you catch the gorilla completely unaware. I would suspect that the gorilla is already wary of your intentions as soon as you're cuffed to it. --- The SBA has closed for business, we thank you for your patronage Assassins. ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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