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| Topic | How do i tell my coworker shes the light of my life? |
| bloodydeath0 12/17/18 6:18:07 PM #25: | GameboyTroy posted... Tell her she's the light of your life. Tell her if she wants to get to know you better. i'm not entirely sure she's single PMarth2002 posted... Wait till she's about to get married than crash her wedding, telling her how you feel. It works for guys in movies. thats true, i'll stand and object when the priest asks SpiralDrift posted... Commission a cake modeled after her ass. Exact shape and size, etc. Then get a single large candle and place it in the center. Decorate the base of the candle with streaks of white frosting. Have the cake people airbrush a little heart-shaped tattoo on the ass with both of your names on it. Attach a card with a three-page manifesto detailing how you fell in love with her ass and why you want to worship it for the rest of your life. this would be a good idea if i hadn't already tried this Parappa09 posted... does she notice you at work? yes we are friendly TwoDoorPunkCab posted... do absolutely nothing, while hoping a relationship falls into your lap, and then get upset when someone with a pair of balls dates her instead that's the current plan --- https://imgur.com/xHbbYI6 http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3386905/G2-Ortiz-Slam.gif Anything too hard in life is not worth doing. -John McGuirk ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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