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Topic	The bodily function you'd most like to get over and done with for life
Sphyx 12/13/18 2:49:49 AM #1:	Sick and tired of sleep? Gas get you in a stink? Have a sweating issue that's a stain you can't wash away? Does that staring contest trophy elude you because of that pesky urge to blink? Well, ladies, gents and miscellaneous, today your answers are prayered! Choose ONE (1) simple bodily function that you'd like to be rid of. For the rest of your life, you will NEVER have to do that one (1) thing... AGAIN! The cost? You must do that one (1) thing CONTINUOUSLY (but without further physiological cost) until you have gotten your future lifetime's worth out of your system. You will them continue to live as if nothing had changed. You may take time to prepare before you start your 'payment', but once started, you're in it to the bitter end! You could spend the next 17 days on the toilet, but from then on, no more pooping! (emergency plumber not included) Bawl like a baby for three months, but never need to shy away from cutting an onion ever again! Hyperventilate for a year, and then AMAZE your friends with the ability to not need to breathe! As an added bonus, for those lucky enough, your payment may potentially be used to determine your life expectancy. If you go to pee yourself dry and only a few minutes pass by, it MAY be a good time to buy life insurance! So, trendsetters. What one (1) bodily function do you choose to future-purge, and WHY? --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. <cite>Sphyx posted [p:914042262] in The bodily... [t:77297584]...</cite> <quote>Sick and tired of sleep? Gas get you in a stink? Have a sweating issue that's a stain you can't wash away? Does that staring contest trophy elude you because of that pesky urge to blink? Well, ladies, gents and miscellaneous, today your answers are prayered! Choose ONE (1) simple bodily function that you'd like to be rid of. For the rest of your life, you will NEVER have to do that one (1) thing... AGAIN! The cost? You must do that one (1) thing CONTINUOUSLY (but without further physiological cost) until you have gotten your future lifetime's worth out of your system. You will them continue to live as if nothing had changed. You may take time to prepare before you start your 'payment', but once started, you're in it to the bitter end! You could spend the next 17 days on the toilet, but from then on, no more pooping! (emergency plumber not included) Bawl like a baby for three months, but never need to shy away from cutting an onion ever again! Hyperventilate for a year, and then AMAZE your friends with the ability to not need to breathe! As an added bonus, for those lucky enough, your payment may potentially be used to determine your life expectancy. If you go to pee yourself dry and only a few minutes pass by, it MAY be a good time to buy life insurance! So, trendsetters. What one (1) bodily function do you choose to future-purge, and WHY? --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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