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So this happened on the weekend and I feel like sharing to this wonderful site

Went out for drinks with a few friends on the weekend. Got a little more dressed up than usual for once because F it, why not? I hardly ever do and it was fun to get ready with the girls.

The night is over and I decide to walk home as where we ended up is very close to my home. I live in a big city, but the area wasnt bad, it was busy, I wasnt worried.

I start walking and maybe 5 minutes in, as Im crossing the street, some guy intercepts me as soon as I hit the sidewalk and wraps his arms around my waist, yanking me into him. I didnt even see him coming. I yelled out WTF and pushed him back. This asshole is clearly drunk, grabs my arms and yanks me back in. Again, I push back and start backing up, telling him to not touch me again. He said something along the lines of cmon, you cant be out here lookin this fine and expect me to not say hi! (Since when is grabbing strangers saying hi btw).

He starts walking after me and I see him reaching for me again, so I just faced him and started barking, as loudly and aggressively as I can. Literally like a dog would. I dont even know why I chose to, I just wanted to do something outrageous to make him back off and think Im crazy or something.

It worked. The look on his face was priceless. He just turned around and walked away, it was awesome.