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Topic	Help me convince my wife that she's wrong.
Far-Queue 11/10/18 12:51:51 PM #1:	She's so fucking wrong and I know PotD will vindicate me. Fucking scenario fucking below. - Results (5 votes) Wife is correct, Far-Queue is dumb as fuck. Probably ate paint chips as a kid AND as an adult. 20% (1 vote) 1 Far-Queue is correct, wife is the stupidest motherfucker on the planet. 80% (4 votes) 4 Scenario: Our son is in a youth instructional soccer "league". At the end of some of the matches, the coaches give the kids donuts. Son has a peanut allergy and can't eat the donuts. Coaches are aware of son's allergy and offer him a packet of peanut-safe cheese crackers. Wife's argument: The coaches should be inclusive and provide a treat that is equal for everyone. Meaning they should provide peanut-safe snacks to every child, or provide no snacks at all. Far-Queue's genius-level argument: It is unfortunate the coaches failed to include our son in the snacktivities, but at the end of the day, he's our son and our responsibility, no one else's. It would've been nice if the coaches had let us know ahead of time that they were bringing donuts so that we could bring something from home for our boy, but I told my wife that perhaps we should prepare ourselves in the future by just always having a cookie or something on hand for these situations, instead of expecting other people to cater to our child. --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 Bluer than velvet was the night... Softer than satin was the light... From the stars... <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:912162606] in Help me co... [t:77189470]...</cite> <quote> She's so fucking wrong and I know PotD will vindicate me. Fucking scenario fucking below. - Results (5 votes) Wife is correct, Far-Queue is dumb as fuck. Probably ate paint chips as a kid AND as an adult. 20% (1 vote) 1 Far-Queue is correct, wife is the stupidest motherfucker on the planet. 80% (4 votes) 4 Scenario: Our son is in a youth instructional soccer "league". At the end of some of the matches, the coaches give the kids donuts. Son has a peanut allergy and can't eat the donuts. Coaches are aware of son's allergy and offer him a packet of peanut-safe cheese crackers. Wife's argument: The coaches should be inclusive and provide a treat that is equal for everyone. Meaning they should provide peanut-safe snacks to every child, or provide no snacks at all. Far-Queue's genius-level argument: It is unfortunate the coaches failed to include our son in the snacktivities, but at the end of the day, he's our son and our responsibility, no one else's. It would've been nice if the coaches had let us know ahead of time that they were bringing donuts so that we could bring something from home for our boy, but I told my wife that perhaps we should prepare ourselves in the future by just always having a cookie or something on hand for these situations, instead of expecting other people to cater to our child. --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 Bluer than velvet was the night... Softer than satin was the light... From the stars...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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