"Proud mother to three furbabies" "Fluent in sarcasm" "Three tattoos and looking to get more" "I'll lie about how we met" "Not here for hookups" "Let's go on adventures" "Trump supporters swipe left" "I'll never like you as much as my dog" *random quote from The Office*
Why do all Tinder profiles sound the same?
The adventures one actually intrigues me and the no trump supporters means she already has something in common with me.
I matched with a chick who used the "adventure" quote.
Bitch wimped out halfway through our first goblin fight.
I have 4 machetes, so my first question would have been "how proficient are you at dual-wielding?"
Are machetes classified as Simple, Martial, or Exotic? ---
