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| Topic | The perfect girl, but she has a conjoined twin and shares a hip. |
| weekoldhotdog 09/01/18 5:41:52 AM #1: | Girl one is perfect, but girl 2 is a devout nun and won't get naked around you, making sex awkward because even though she thinks you're sweet, she's married to God. Since they share a hip, this makes intercourse impossible due to spiritual obligations, not witholding your wedding night, which is under God. Since the perfect girl is also the perfect sister, your optional date has agreed to these terms before she ever met you, although your choice girl promises she also gives the perfect bj. What do CE? --- Y helo thar buttsecks ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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