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TopicGauntlet Crew Ranks Animated TV Show Movies
PrinceKaro
08/12/18 11:06:50 AM
#184:


18. Teacher's Pet

Red: 9
Snake: 10
Stifled: 12
Scarlet: 15
JONA: 15
Genny: 17
Johnbobb: 19
Charon: 19
Karo: 20
Inviso: 25

Total Score: 161

Red: This movie is kind of quirky as heck and on a weird strange level it kind of worked for me. I mean, it takes itself way too seriously with these massive music numbers with voices that mostly dont work for singing, but its honestly just weird as hell in a way that is at least slightly attention grabbing. You have a dog that wants to be a boy bvut turns into a man that belongs to a boy that wants a dog that is a man that is also somehow his best friend and I'm pretty sure the mom is actually the teacher for both even though I think this takes place after the school year. Anyway, its weird as hell and on a lot of levels makes no sense, but it was consistentl quirky enough to keep my attention.

Snake: I really enjoyed the animation style of this, it was really bright and colorful and had nice shading and shadow work. Surprisingly adult writing and jokes, but it can be a little too fast-paced at times. The story didnt draw me in greatly it was a nice diversion.

Stifled: Hahahahaha its funny cuz she wants to bang the dog hahahaha!
*ahem*
I had never heard of this show before watching the movie. But wouldnt ya know it, I kinda wanna track it down and watch. The characters are fun. The whole town are a bunch of morons for not seeing Scott is a literal fucking dog, especially the dopey mother teacher. But thats also the fun of it, similar to Moron Mayonnaise thinking a sea monster is her classmate and Dougs secret lover. The concept of a dog desperately wanting to become human and all of the consequences of that choice is surprisingly compelling. I did not think I would ever write such a sentence, but here we are.

Traviss Opinion: He really liked the 50 state song and the creepy Mickey Mouse cameo. He also decided to narrate all the photos in the credits to me.

Scarlet: You have to wonder why Karo - you know what? Fuck it. Just fuck it. I have nothing to say about this piece of shit. It almost made me crack a smile twice, I think, but I have no idea why this concept was greenlit into a show and THEN into a feature. Its like someone wanted to make a cartoon for adults but was forced to rewrite for children. Its like a high brow comedy that was defanged and left toothless for consumption by the mindless, snot-nosed spawn of parents who were unwilling to raise their own children and hired a cable box to do it for them.
Rating: 24/100

JONA: The movie is pretty entertaining the whole time through. The movie isn't particularly good nor bad but it is pretty damn weird.

Genny: It's hard to believe that Teacher's Pet was popular enough at one point that this got a theatrical release. I've no experience with the show at all, but based solely on the movie this doesn't feel like a Disney show at all. Feels more like a Nickelodeon-esque Diet Ren and Stimpy or Rocko's Modern Life Lite. That said I enjoyed it despite the sometimes off-putting weirdness of the animation and the plot. This one is the borderline between mediocre and somewhat good.

Johnbobb: Crappy songs and not particularly compelling, but it does manage to be funny at times, and the animation is pretty decent with its weird Cranium art style. Idk, Im really tired.
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