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Topic	Gauntlet Crew Ranks Animated TV Show Movies
PrinceKaro 08/08/18 11:59:08 AM #78:	26. Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation Karo: 7 Johnbobb: 14 Inviso: 18 Red: 20 Snake: 26 Scarlet: 26 JONA: 27 Charon: 28 Stifled: 30 Genny: 30 Total Score: 226 Karo: This 'sequel' is actually a prequel that just flat out ignores the existence of the first movie. This time around, everyone starts out as baby animals that Satan is trying to kill for some reason that is not explained. This attempt fails because God takes the form of a giant anthropomorphic star and pulls everyone up to heaven and gives them magical powers. Thus the Care Bears are born. Undeterred, their demonic adversary goes down to earth and makes a contract with a little girl in order to entrap the bears. In this short period of time, our furry heroes manage to somehow grow from infants to adults so I guess Care-a-Lot is situated in a space-time anomaly or something. This all leads up to a bizarre ending where the Care Bears uncharacteristically break the fourth wall, and Satan turns into a real boy because he cares hard enough. Man, someone was smoking something while writing this part. The animation quality unfortunately was downgraded severely from the first movie (which was only passable to begin with), to the point where it looks like a direct-to-video sequel. But damn if the little songs are not just the cutest thing ever. Johnbobb: 2 Care 2 Bears was just somehow even more dumbed down and really just uninteresting than the first... but then Satan appears ~~(they call him Dark Heart but come on, we all know hes Satan)~~, befriends a preteen girl, kills her, teams up with the Care Bears and other preteens and through the power of who knows what manages to bring the preteen girl back to life. And then fucking SATAN turns into a preteen child to live out his life at summer camp until, I dont know, I guess the other kids are picked up by their parents and Satan is forever trapped as a lone preteen child in the woods? I didnt like Care Bears 2: Care Harder until I tried to explain the plot of it to my roommate and ended up laughing so hard I cried and forgot how to breathe. It was the most fun I had with the list. Red: We already had a movie about the care bear cousins but since its time to sell baby versions of them here they are again. It doesn't make sense but sure why not. Then we get to timeskip forward because a bunch of babies cant hold a plot together. Except this plot is going to lean heavily on super generic 80s kids. Kids also get to learn that even if someone dies, if you care a lot they might come back to life or some weird stuff like that. Inviso: Yeah, this movie is never gonna be the CAMP CHAMP. That being said, even though its not the CAMP CHAMP, its somehow better than a lot of the trash that comes before it. So maybe it stands a chance at becoming the default CAMP CHAMP. But yeah, this CAMP CHAMP contender has a lot of the mindless idiocy from a lot of these early films on the list. The songs are awful and completely unbefitting of CAMP CHAMP. The continuity is weird, because I thought the Care Bear cousins were unknown entities in the first movie, yet this seems like a prequel somehow? Thats a plot whole that a real CAMP CHAMP wouldnt have in it. Ultimately though, despite the fact that the first half of the movie is basically a cut and paste of the first movies plot (again, minus the fact that the loser kid in the first film isnt CAMP CHAMP), it manages to salvage itself with a decent-enough plot. After the bratty CAMP CHAMP realizes on her own that what shes doing is wrong, she actually manages to convert the bad guy to goodwhich its that terrible I suppose. Couldve been much worse, is what Im saying. But its still fucking bad. CAMP CHAMP! --- https://imgur.com/ptVv7Hu all going according to the plan of BKSheikah* this time...* <cite>PrinceKaro posted [p:906492034] in Gauntlet C... [t:76875835]...</cite> <quote>26. Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation Karo: 7 Johnbobb: 14 Inviso: 18 Red: 20 Snake: 26 Scarlet: 26 JONA: 27 Charon: 28 Stifled: 30 Genny: 30 Total Score: 226 Karo: This 'sequel' is actually a prequel that just flat out ignores the existence of the first movie. This time around, everyone starts out as baby animals that Satan is trying to kill for some reason that is not explained. This attempt fails because God takes the form of a giant anthropomorphic star and pulls everyone up to heaven and gives them magical powers. Thus the Care Bears are born. Undeterred, their demonic adversary goes down to earth and makes a contract with a little girl in order to entrap the bears. In this short period of time, our furry heroes manage to somehow grow from infants to adults so I guess Care-a-Lot is situated in a space-time anomaly or something. This all leads up to a bizarre ending where the Care Bears uncharacteristically break the fourth wall, and Satan turns into a real boy because he cares hard enough. Man, someone was smoking something while writing this part. The animation quality unfortunately was downgraded severely from the first movie (which was only passable to begin with), to the point where it looks like a direct-to-video sequel. But damn if the little songs are not just the cutest thing ever. Johnbobb: 2 Care 2 Bears was just somehow even more dumbed down and really just uninteresting than the first... but then Satan appears (they call him Dark Heart but come on, we all know hes Satan), befriends a preteen girl, kills her, teams up with the Care Bears and other preteens and through the power of who knows what manages to bring the preteen girl back to life. And then fucking SATAN turns into a preteen child to live out his life at summer camp until, I dont know, I guess the other kids are picked up by their parents and Satan is forever trapped as a lone preteen child in the woods? I didnt like Care Bears 2: Care Harder until I tried to explain the plot of it to my roommate and ended up laughing so hard I cried and forgot how to breathe. It was the most fun I had with the list. Red: We already had a movie about the care bear cousins but since its time to sell baby versions of them here they are again. It doesn't make sense but sure why not. Then we get to timeskip forward because a bunch of babies cant hold a plot together. Except this plot is going to lean heavily on super generic 80s kids. Kids also get to learn that even if someone dies, if you care a lot they might come back to life or some weird stuff like that. Inviso: Yeah, this movie is never gonna be the CAMP CHAMP. That being said, even though its not the CAMP CHAMP, its somehow better than a lot of the trash that comes before it. So maybe it stands a chance at becoming the default CAMP CHAMP. But yeah, this CAMP CHAMP contender has a lot of the mindless idiocy from a lot of these early films on the list. The songs are awful and completely unbefitting of CAMP CHAMP. The continuity is weird, because I thought the Care Bear cousins were unknown entities in the first movie, yet this seems like a prequel somehow? Thats a plot whole that a real CAMP CHAMP wouldnt have in it. Ultimately though, despite the fact that the first half of the movie is basically a cut and paste of the first movies plot (again, minus the fact that the loser kid in the first film isnt CAMP CHAMP), it manages to salvage itself with a decent-enough plot. After the bratty CAMP CHAMP realizes on her own that what shes doing is wrong, she actually manages to convert the bad guy to goodwhich its that terrible I suppose. Couldve been much worse, is what Im saying. But its still fucking bad. CAMP CHAMP! --- https://imgur.com/ptVv7Hu all going according to the plan of BKSheikah this time...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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