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| Topic | Geez, J.J. Abrams is a fucking dick. |
| Kitt 08/01/18 9:46:24 AM #1: | I over heard one if my co-workers assisting a guess and I immediately recognized the voice. It was J.J. himself! I was so excited. I waited for my co-worker (who didn't recognize him) to leave before I went over to introduce myself. I caught him while he was reading from a tablet. "Excuse me," that caught his attention, "Are you J.J. Abrams?" He let out a sigh, but I continued. "I love your work! The way you film, your movies. Your one of my favorite directors!" "Hey, what's your name, kid," he said as he laid the tablet down and put all of his attention on me. "Umm, Kitt...," I replied. "Okay, so imagine this, Kitt: You're at a movie theater, presumably watching one of my movies. You know, you're just sitting there, trying to relax and have a good time, then all of a sudden, I show up. I'm like, 'Oh shit, it's Kitt from the hotel! I love the way you type on the computer and clean up your desk! What's up!?'" I was flabbergasted. "I...," was all I could mutter out before he interrupted me. "And now everybody's fun time is ruined because they just wanted to sit back and enjoy the movie peace. So how do you think I feel right now!?" "I just wanted to tell you that I'm a fan." "Okay, cool. Mission accomplished. Now get the fuck out of my face." He resumes reading his tablet as I walk back to my desk in defeat. Tl;dr: How do I deal with heartbreak? --- ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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