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Topic | I think I was just asked out by a 14 year old...in front of her mom... O_o |
Aristoph 07/29/18 4:09:33 AM #1: | I'm 33, fyi. So a minivan pulls up and pumps gas, and these two step out. The younger one looks to be about 14, maybe 15 at the oldest. She's wearing ripped jeans and a surprisingly low-cut top. Not the overly slutty looking kind of low-cut, but definitely intended to show off a bit. She was cute, but definitely too young. The older one (I'm assuming her mom) is in a pair of daisy dukes and an equally low-cut top. They come inside after getting the gas and browse for a minute. When they come to the counter they've got a Monster and a Dr Pepper, and the mom asks for some Juul pods. Then the younger one grabs a Hershey's Cookies & Creme and tosses it on the counter, and the following conversation happens: Mom: A candy bar? Do we really need that? Girl: Come on, doesn't it look delicious? Mom: It's a candy bar. Me: *jokingly* Come on, it's chocolate! That pretty much by default makes it the most important thing on this counter! *both of them laugh* Mom: *shaking her head and smiling* Alright, whatever. Go ahead. Me: It's just a shame it's not Cookies & Mint. That one's so much better but you can't find it anywhere anymore. Girl: Oh my god, I love Cookies & Mint! Me: I know, right? It's basically mint chocolate chip ice cream without the brain freeze. Girl: And mint chocolate chip is the best ice cream! Me: They make other flavors of ice cream? Girl: Haha, it's definitely my favorite! *leans on counter, obviously showing off her cleavage* Maybe we could get some sometime? Me: ...ahh, well...that would be nice, but I work nights. It makes going out for ice cream a bit tricky. Nothing's open when I'm awake, after all. Girl: Aww, that's too bad... Mom: *smiling the whole time, says nothing* Then they paid, and as they were walking out the girl turns around and smiles back at me. Anybody else ever get hit on by young girls like that? I mean holy shit, her mom almost looked like she was hoping I'd say yes. O_o --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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