Da Rulez: 1. Your sentence cannot include the word "and". 2. Your sentence cannot be more than 50 words. 3. You cannot, in any form, state that you will get more wishes or more magical reality-warping sentences. This includes additional genies or any other loophole. If you try to find a loophole, the Genie snaps again and your dong becomes a snail (if you're female, your bean becomes a snake). It cannot be removed.