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>be me
>in college, still living with parents at the time
>GF is over, no one is home. Sexy time commences
>She's wearing a skirt. Slide off her panties, toss them away. Have her sit on bed edge. I unzip, insert, and start going at it.
>5 minutes or so later, we hear someone approaching down the hallway. My door is half-open.
>Mom walks in. It's a big house, so I didn't hear the front door open and close.
>Since my pants are still on, and my back is facing the door, I just sort of embrace my GF as if we were hugging/making out
>Have a mini conversation with my mom while still inside my GF. I basically refuse to move/can't move to face her
>She leaves soon. I pull out, GF and I have a terrified laugh about it. Sexy time is over.

I win.
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