LogFAQs > #899803985

No capes.

Trench coats are only for raining days.

Do not compare your life to mlp.

Shower.

Don't live with your parents, jobless without any direction. It's ok to live at home if you have a job and you're assisting them though.

Do not post on gamefaqs simply to troll. *looks at a handful of very specific posters*

Do not post the same tired, inaccurate insults.
*looks at a handful of very specific posters*

Do not pretend to be a woman on gamefaqs.
*looks at two specific posters*

Do not pretend to be a famous actor.

Do not pretend to having sex every night with women from tinder.

Do not post about mayo or how you're this boards favorite poster or how you sued another poster for copying your lame gimmick.

Truthfully, be more like me. I'm cringe-free since 1983.
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"when in the f*** did i ever make claims to be anything other than a troll? seriously. name me one f***ing time." - schmen,trollpolice,noopnoop 3/5/18