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Topic	Zeus turned into a bird to fuck some chick
Zeus 03/29/18 11:44:57 PM #16:	Hey, man, it was a different time! A lot of gods were turning into animals to fuck women without their wives knowing about it. Keep in mind that this was before the internet so we didn't have stuff like Tinder, Facebook, Myspace, etc. And turning into a swan to seduce a chick (and believe me, fellas, ladies fawn over a swan!) wasn't even the kinkiest thing I did. Remember that time I turned into a bull and seduced Europa? --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. <cite>Zeus posted [p:898743182] in Zeus turne... [t:76467034]...</cite> <quote>Hey, man, it was a different time! A lot of gods were turning into animals to fuck women without their wives knowing about it. Keep in mind that this was before the internet so we didn't have stuff like Tinder, Facebook, Myspace, etc. And turning into a swan to seduce a chick (and believe me, fellas, ladies fawn over a swan!) wasn't even the kinkiest thing I did. Remember that time I turned into a bull and seduced Europa? --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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