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Mistere Man
03/25/18 2:03:45 AM
#17:


FrenchCrunch posted...
Shotgunnova posted...
2: You find a mystical Aztec artifact in your attic, but before you can drink to claim its surfeit of benefits, a spirit bear jumps through a wall and mauls you. In the tussle, the artifact falls and breaks upon a floor-prowling rat's head. That rat goes on to do great, great things for its race, because it gained a snazzy superpower (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random), unlike you.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Brainlessness

good. fuck u u stupid rat

Ha!
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