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Ugh so I got this dumb e-mail today, it is so ridiculous. Things I hate:

1 - The aunt-in-law-style chainmail wording (that's repeated twice).
2 - The random capitalization of words.
3 - The fact that I entered my name into the stupid form, and apparently they used that information to sign me up for their newsletter, but they don't even use my name in the e-mail, it's just "Friend".
4 - The fact that they actually still say "Drain the Swamp" even though they've already admitted a dozen times that it was just a dumb meaningless catchphrase to appeal to the masses.

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Friend,

Welcome to the greatest team in the world.

Our team is the CERTIFIED campaign of President Donald J. Trump, and we are 100% behind him and his AMERICA FIRST agenda.

Every effort, resource, and dollar raised goes toward fighting for our President and the agenda YOU voted for.

Together, were DRAINING THE SWAMP in Washington.

Our movement YOUR movement, has been one of the most remarkable things this world has ever seen -- and were just getting started.

One of the Presidents top priorities is cutting through the noise of the mainstream media and reaching the American people.

To be sure you get the truth, be sure to follow & friend the following social channels:
<Twitter/Facebook/Instagram links>

And, because this is a movement BY and FOR the people, our team along with the President would appreciate you sharing this email with 5 of your friends and encouraging them to join the team as well!

Lets get to work Friend.

Thank you for taking the first step,

Team TRUMP

P.S. -- Were the CERTIFIED campaign of President Donald J. Trump and are 100% behind him. Our movement is based on the hard work and dedication of patriots like you, so together, lets keep winning.

Be sure to pass this email along to 5 of your friends!

There's some fine print at the bottom:

Contributions to the Trump Make America Great Again Committee are not deductible for federal income tax purposes.

Paid for by Trump Make America Great Again Committee, a joint fundraising committee authorized by and composed of Donald J. Trump for President, Inc. and the Republican National Committee.
You are receiving this email at <my e-mail address>
Trump Make America Great Again Committee, 138 Conant Street, 2nd Floor, Beverly, MA 01915

We believe this is an important way to reach our grassroots supporters with the most up-to-date information regarding the efforts of the Trump Make America Great Again Committee and President Trump, and were glad youre on our team. Its because of grassroots supporters like you that we will Make America Great Again, and we appreciate your support. Thank you for all that you do!
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