it makes her reaction understandable. kind of a red flag.
This. It also 'raises' the question on how the fuck you dont know how to hide a boner by the time you're twenty fucking seven. Were you in a coma for 14 years?
well I never really went out anywhere when I was single I spent all my freetime on shitposting, videogames, and anime also i beat my meat a lot so it was always basically dead this year i decided to try doing nofap that and being around my gf makes me diamonds
You're 27. Stop talking like that. It's ridiculous. Also, you're not 65. Stop calling people 'lads'. If you want to learn to kiss look up 'How to Kiss' on YouTube, and don't announce to women that you've never been kissed before.