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| Topic | Tell Everyone About Your Day At Work! |
| Yellow 01/26/18 5:10:33 PM #29: | I spent most of my day floating in and out of awareness as my job requires the mental capacity of a seal with a sound board filled with costumer service cliche phrases. I made forced conversation with coworkers about their boring lives and cats and such. When someone makes a joke about something looking like a butt it's actually the funniest thing ever because of how unfunny it is. I try to ignore the busy bodies who have nothing going on for them except their expertise slicing cooked meats and want to pretend they are sages of wisdom and know better than I do at all times. I go home and buy McDonald's on the way. I spill my fries on the floor of my car, and in a rage induced moment I grab a handful of the fries and stuff them in my face, trying to abide by the five second rule. I go to a second McDonald's and ask for fries and a mcflurry. They give me a sausage patty instead. I get home and eat my food, then I get drunk and go to sleep at 6 am. I wake up today and I was supposed to do something with my sister for my birthday. She forgot, so instead I'm doing nothing for my birthday and I'm probably going to go clean the fries out of my car. --- ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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