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Topic	In theory: could Star Wars fans get together and buy it back from Disney?
EnragedSlith 01/15/18 8:45:21 PM #16:	Episode 7: Leia is on the way to a peace conference when her ship is overtaken by pirates. The rebel forces hold out, but are suddenly subdued by a mandalorian armor clad warrior. It is Boba Fett and hes back. Leia comes out of hiding to confront him. C3PO (who is obviously there) tries to stop her by whining. R2D2 beep boops and knocks him unconscious with a shock. The Boba Fett begins to cuff her, when we realize that Leia is not such easy prey. She pulls out a lightsaber. To her surprise, Boba Fett pulls out one too. Now the fun begins. They fight. Suddenly, their fight is interrupted by a familiar voice. No, I thought he was dead! Jabba the Hutt enters the scene, a mechanical version of what he once was. Its Darth Jabba now, bantha poodoo. Jabba force smashes leia into the wall and takes her prisoner. We see a last shot of R2D2 pulling C3PO into an escape pod. The droids land on Jakku (NOT tatooine). They have to find Han Solo fast. Hes gone on living as a street racer in the Kessel Run circuit. They run into Rey, who is also there. Suddenly, some storm troopers show up. They see the droids and say die rebel scum but then Lando shows up in the Milennium Falcon and blasts em away. I know where Han Solo is he shouts quick get in. They fly to Han Solo, who is in the middle of a race. The movie takes a moment to show that some people are poor while other people are rich. The poor people dont have as good of lives. This is sad. We then see Han. He seems to be losing before he does his special move: lightspeed drifting! Sebulba is knocked into a wall and explodes. First place. But then he gets out of the ship, but its not Han Solo, but Kylo Ren. Where is dad? Where is chewie? Lando asks as stormtroopers surround the Falcon. Captures, bitch Kylo responds. Suddenly, Sebulba shows back up, not dead. Ill teach you, boy! He snarls, pulling out a lightsaber. They fight. Kylo is too strong and kills Seb, but not before a storm trooper is dead in the process. Another storm troop sees and is sad. He decides not to be a storm trooper anymore. Its finn! He hops on the falcon, shouting I know where han is, lets go! They fly away as Watto watches nearby, masturbating furiously. Im bored now --- ultimate milf hunter https://i.imgur.com/lCEdce6.gifv https://i.imgur.com/2N1Ezia.gifv https://i.imgur.com/ukJ6sPJ.jpg https://youtu.be/IDYaHvDiTr4 <cite>EnragedSlith posted [p:894129679] in In theory:... [t:76205897]...</cite> <quote>Episode 7: Leia is on the way to a peace conference when her ship is overtaken by pirates. The rebel forces hold out, but are suddenly subdued by a mandalorian armor clad warrior. It is Boba Fett and hes back. Leia comes out of hiding to confront him. C3PO (who is obviously there) tries to stop her by whining. R2D2 beep boops and knocks him unconscious with a shock. The Boba Fett begins to cuff her, when we realize that Leia is not such easy prey. She pulls out a lightsaber. To her surprise, Boba Fett pulls out one too. Now the fun begins. They fight. Suddenly, their fight is interrupted by a familiar voice. No, I thought he was dead! Jabba the Hutt enters the scene, a mechanical version of what he once was. Its Darth Jabba now, bantha poodoo. Jabba force smashes leia into the wall and takes her prisoner. We see a last shot of R2D2 pulling C3PO into an escape pod. The droids land on Jakku (NOT tatooine). They have to find Han Solo fast. Hes gone on living as a street racer in the Kessel Run circuit. They run into Rey, who is also there. Suddenly, some storm troopers show up. They see the droids and say die rebel scum but then Lando shows up in the Milennium Falcon and blasts em away. I know where Han Solo is he shouts quick get in. They fly to Han Solo, who is in the middle of a race. The movie takes a moment to show that some people are poor while other people are rich. The poor people dont have as good of lives. This is sad. We then see Han. He seems to be losing before he does his special move: lightspeed drifting! Sebulba is knocked into a wall and explodes. First place. But then he gets out of the ship, but its not Han Solo, but Kylo Ren. Where is dad? Where is chewie? Lando asks as stormtroopers surround the Falcon. Captures, bitch Kylo responds. Suddenly, Sebulba shows back up, not dead. Ill teach you, boy! He snarls, pulling out a lightsaber. They fight. Kylo is too strong and kills Seb, but not before a storm trooper is dead in the process. Another storm troop sees and is sad. He decides not to be a storm trooper anymore. Its finn! He hops on the falcon, shouting I know where han is, lets go! They fly away as Watto watches nearby, masturbating furiously. Im bored now --- ultimate milf hunter https://i.imgur.com/lCEdce6.gifv https://i.imgur.com/2N1Ezia.gifv https://i.imgur.com/ukJ6sPJ.jpg https://youtu.be/IDYaHvDiTr4</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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