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Let's face it. It's because Mario is a manlet. He's also a voicelet and is chubby/fat. He only grew the mustache to make himself look like more of a man than he actually is. Peach sees all of this but doesn't have the heart to tell him that he has no chance. So she just bakes him cakes because she can see that he uses food to cope and as a good friend she wants to ease his pain. He can't even hold down a job. I mean does he even know how to talk? All those psychedelics probably destroyed his brain.

Sonic is Internet-famous (doesn't matter how), is taller than Amy and doesn't have a creepy high-pitched voice. He has the "cool" factor and could power-fuck Amy at the speed of light and she knows it.
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