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SusanGreenEyes posted...

I have a nephew who loots vegetables and trash, like burned books, troll skulls, brooms, rolls of paper, charcoal, and empty wine bottles.

When he goes to the bathroom, I put away his trash and use his food to make soup.
He tells me, "Good! I'm playing a video game. Do I look like I have time to cook?!"
I ask why he keeps garbage and he tells me, "He's my guy and I want to keep it. It's my stuff. It's not trash!"

He punches wolves in the face" Like a man", and has been known to walk into inns, play "We Will Rock You" by Queen on the stereo, and make his guy dance. I think he has a Khajiit now. He named him "Your Nightmare'. He bought a horse and thinks it's cool that it's called "Your Nightmare's Horse".

He created an Argonian named M-77 once, because he wanted to watch him swim. He swam for 5 minutes, told me he was over it, then created a new character. When I asked why he told me, "Because I can."

Dragons are afraid of him, because he fights them "Like a boss!". He jumps up and down yelling "In your face" at them as he swings his sword.

weird. but i'm all down for roleplaying a character how you want. i've done the punching thing before though, not because "i'm a man" mentality. was roleplaying a character who got drunk and liked to fight things with his fists. I learned dragons are actually easier to kill this way than bears.takes longer but bears are much more dangerous up close and personal due to how fast they throw out attacks where as dragons are a bit easier to dodge the attacks of.

that character was made for comedy though, he was named Jagar the Bold and he fought things often with his fists and nothing but his loin cloth and a pair of boots on.
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