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I have a nephew who loots vegetables and trash, like burned books, troll skulls, brooms, rolls of paper, charcoal, and empty wine bottles.

When he goes to the bathroom, I put away his trash and use his food to make soup.
He tells me, "Good! I'm playing a video game. Do I look like I have time to cook?!"
I ask why he keeps garbage and he tells me, "He's my guy and I want to keep it. It's my stuff. It's not trash!"

He punches wolves in the face" Like a man", and has been known to walk into inns, play "We Will Rock You" by Queen on the stereo, and make his guy dance. I think he has a Khajiit now. He named him "Your Nightmare'. He bought a horse and thinks it's cool that it's called "Your Nightmare's Horse".

He created an Argonian named M-77 once, because he wanted to watch him swim. He swam for 5 minutes, told me he was over it, then created a new character. When I asked why he told me, "Because I can."

Dragons are afraid of him, because he fights them "Like a boss!". He jumps up and down yelling "In your face" at them as he swings his sword.

He tells me my job is to be 'The Potion Girl". I make them with him, and we make sure he has enough of each kind before he wanders around Skyrim, usually aimlessly.

He likes wondering near Whiterun, because he tells me "I like Whiterun. I know where I am, so I don't get too lost."
He also likes exploring new locations near Falkreath by his new home.
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Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken.