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Family lost that FB privilege when they couldn't tell a friend posted a fake status on my account.

Early in the casual revolution, you see, a roommate posted "I am so gay I heart penis" on my status. I woke up to it and laughed at how my gay friends knew that wasn't true and my high school crew were like "knew it lol."

You know who didn't get it though? Grandparents.

Rumors ran amuck in my family for these two weeks from 2008, including some awkward phone calls. One grandmother spread the rumor all across the family, the "digitally savvy" grandmother of the family who didn't understand sometimes people fucked with people or that this wasn't how I normally spoke. The other grandmother would quietly listen in on a call while my aunt would talk to me about if it was true.

It wasn't true. I'm a Theatre major who didn't date in high school, and so I had to repeatedly explain my situation to them. It was just a prank, and I'm not gay -- I'm awkward. There's a difference.

Also had an uncle who messaged me, talking like "if you ever want to come out, man, we got your back with arms wide open." My aunt divorced him right after (for other reasons, but the timing was pretty much perfect).

So yeah, rude, but we'll all get over that.
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