LogFAQs > #887015544

Before you judge me, hear me out. This is strictly hypothetical and I haven't committed any crimes despite being a bad boy.

Here's why:

1. I'd get to work out all day
2. I'd live there for free, get free meals
3. I'm an alpha dog so a lot of people would flock to me. I'd lead the place.
4. I'd have time to read books
5. I'd finally be able to catch up on sleep.

I think it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, but I'm also not trying to go there.
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