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So the first ever "StrikeGently Battle Rap Open Challenge" happened against @GregShmedley and now it's time to vote for your winner!

Polls will close today at 4:30, EST. The rappers verses are seen below:

Strike's Verses:

Woke up this morning, lookin' for a fight,
Came on CE only to see a few CEGals and a buncha white knights,
Like the shampoo, I'm head and shoulders above the competition,
You gonna want more of my raps, like a crack head I'll leave you itchin',
I'm the best around, everyone else is a spoof,
People say others are better, and like the fam I'm askin, "Proof?"

You lookin' to try to take me down a notch,
Shame your last round was a big ol' botch,
You're facing the god of CE, the true alpha male,
I'm the most popular guy around, you're destined to fail,
To step up to me you're truly nuts,
Now I gotta step away, a bunch of CEGals want to show me their butts.

Alright, Greg, you can spit a little bit,
But like a constipated dude, I don't give a ****,
So here in round three, I'll knock you down one more time,
Your raps are as bad as Tadamoto is with girls in his prime,
When it comes to the rap game I'm the lead mod, I'm Error,
Say Beep Bep and the new users run in terror,
When it comes to this board, I'm the star, not a footnote,
So like ya girl, get down on ya knees and bow down to the G.O.A.T.

Chef Greg's Verses:

StrikeGently might tempt me
To strike intensely til the nine is empty
In your head be where you can find me rent free
Ain't worried about your crack when my snow is white as can be
Uncut, raw--burstin ya ear drums
I'm talking baking bread while you just making mere crumbs
Tell me when I acCEpted, did you feel when the fear struct?
Make a splash in that ocean--is that why ya wet on ya tear ducts?

Dear Strike, I wrote you but I don't give a fuck,
Hope you like that nice turd I dropped in your floorboard of your pick-up truck.
I sent two letters back in summer, but I forgot the stamps.
I just wanted to let you know that your girlfriend forgot her pants.
Yeah, I'm in your girl like tampax pearl.
Slick dick willy rhymes outta this GameFAQs world.

Damn SG, that response took you a while
Chef Greg on a track, come to cook you in style
Sugar and spice, wonder why my boogers are white?
When I bump a topic, I'm talking hookers and rice.
Like a crook in the night, I got you shook in this fight
Ain't nothing gentle when I strike with a left hook and a right.

So there it is, folks. Cast your votes!
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