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TopicKaspersky products no longer to be used by federal govt
darkphoenix181
09/18/17 5:01:21 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
Shotgunnova posted...
Despite his best efforts, John McAfee smiled burgessly.


govt gets rid of kaspersky products

installs mcafee products


govt: we are secure now boys!

turns on computer

takes 24 hours to boot up windows

Can't be exposed to spyware if you can't boot your computer


exactly

hacker phishes govt employee

hacker: got em!

hacker enters password into machine remotely

machine begins loading user profile

next day

hacker: wtf, when is this thing gonna load!?
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sigless user is me or am I?
... Copied to Clipboard!
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