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A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldnt watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didnt want children watching too much garbage). So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parents room. Of course, the parents said it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request she asked if she could cover up the Ron Desantis statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, at the very least close the blinds, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, Take the children and get out of the house we will call the police. We do not have a Ron Desantis statue.

The police found all three of the house occupants dead within three minutes of the call. No Ron Desantis statue was ever found.