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The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
Z3R
Dead Man's Volley
Bongo Bongo
Anju/Kafei Quest
Magnet Gloves
Gold NES Cartridges
BotW Cooking Jingle
Hestu's Gift
Secret Jingle
Twinrova
Stealing from the LA Shop
Stone Tower Temple
Linkle
Bombos Medallion
His Name is Zelda
Second Quest
Tatl & Tael
Great Bay Temple
Heroic Fantasy
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
Link, the Silent Protagonist
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons/Ages
Ravio
Groose
Fighter Choices (Smash)
Wallmaster
Ghirahim
OoT Title Screen
Medli
Saria
Subtitles
Well ExcuuuuUUUUuuuuuuUUUUuuUuuuUUUUse Me, Princess!
Jeremy
Radio Zelda (Commercials)
Water Temple (OoT)
Hyrule Warriors
Green (Color)
The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
I'm so Hungry, I could eat an Octorok!
Molgera's Boss Theme
Kirby (Link's Awakening)
King Zora
Ganon's Tower (LttP)
The Mask Salesman
Dark World
Shigeru Miyamoto
Navi
Tetra
Like Like: These definitely win the award for the grossest enemy in the series. In sprite form, they' not bad, they look like three white tires stacked on top of each other, but in 3D, they're real monsters. They're also one of the most panic-inducing, not because they deal that much damage, but because they eat your shields. Hearts are a dime a dozen, but shields can usually only be found in stores far away from where you encounter these things. It's such a novel monster, too, something that's only mildly dangerous to you, but that consumes your inventory, making it harder for you to deal with later enemies. The only analogy I can think of is the rust monster from D&D.
Phonogram Man
Royal Crest
The Moon
Dark Link
Door Charge Old Man
Bombable Walls
Wind Fish
Gleeokenspiel
Any% Speedruns
Sidon
Poe Collector

Master, I Detect You Are Low on Life
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Pre-Hyrule Historia Timeline Debates
Chopping Signs
Dragons (BotW): It's interesting to think that dragons have been in the series since the first game, but have never been central to anything. They've always just been sort of there as bosses or minor NPCs. Dragons are such a central concept to fantasy worlds, you expect to see them in almost every one as some kind important plot point at least, but in Zelda? Even the dragons in BotW aren't actually important. They're really cool, and it feels like an important moment when you stumble upon one and it majestly flies through the sky. They were done as well as they could possibly have been done... but that doesn't mean they're actually important or anything. They're just there, like an especially glowy piece of wildlife. Is it wrong that I kind of just want to fight them? You give me this giant world to play around in, and these amazing, majestic creatures to see... but I also kind of want to test my might against them, you know? I don't know what to chalk the relative unimportance of dragons in Zelda up to. The fact that it's Japanese? Maybe. The fact that Mario's main villain is already a fire-breathing lizard? Maybe. It could even just be a coincidence. But I'm actually uncertain if there's any other fantasy setting more famous than Hyrule where dragons are less important.
Rolling in Ocarina of Time
Temple (Smash Stage)
Toon Link
Stamina
Companions
Hyrule
Colgera's Boss Theme
The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
Using Ocarina of Time to speedrun Paper Mario
Katsuya Terada
Ezlo
Dragon Roost Island (Music)
Cuccos
Din (Oracle)
Ricky, Moosh, and Dimitri
Leveling System (AoL)
Hand in the Toilet
Malo Mart
Drgn roost island
Ganondorf's Execution (TP)
Shield (Magic)
Screen Wraparound Glitch (LA)
Weapon Durability
Bug-Catching Net
Gannon-Banned
Christianity Imagery
Marin
Agitha
The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
Gameboy Zelda Aesthetic
The Legend of Zelda (Rabbit Joint)
1/2 Magic Meter
Milk
Sploosh and Kaboom (Quotes)
Link Gets Bullied
Lord Jabu-Jabu
Spirit Flute

Well ExcuuuuUUUUuuuuuuUUUUuuUuuuUUUUse Me, Princess!
Lizalfos
Ben Drowned
City in the Sky
Great Palace (AoL)
Epona
Zelda's Lullaby
Vaati
Squid-Hunt (Minigame)
Nintendo Power LttP Comics
8.8/10: At the time, I couldn't believe it. I really wanted to believe that TP was going to blow us away, the same way that OoT did. I wanted to believe that the guy just didn't understand it. I did the exact same thing with FFXIII, when reviews came in from Japan that the game was crap, and I just refused to believe it. Then I played each game, and realized that TP was mediocre, and FFXIII was indeed crap. 8.8 is honestly too high, it's hilarious in retrospect how people harassed that guy for giving the game a B+. I don't think even the most diehard Zelda fan would give this game an 8.8 anymore, right? More like a 7/10 at best. History has definitely vindicated Jeff Gerstmann, a name I definitely I knew and didn't have to google.
Lon Lon Ranch
David Jr.
Zant
Wolf Link
Princess Ruto
Video Game Concerts
Malo
Makar
Slingshot: It's not hard to see why this doesn't show up very often: it's just way too similar to the bow. The Oracle games try to differentiate it by making the seeds ricochet off walls, which is fine for puzzles, but even then, you could do better. There are way cleverer items you could use for ricochet puzzles than slingshot ammo. As I see it, the slingshot's main purpose in OoT is just to help emphasize the difference between Child Link's more hopeful era and Adult Link's crappier era. He puts away the childish toy items and moves on... but I'm probably giving them too much credit. Then it shows up again in TP, and it's completely useless after you get the bow. Why is this even in that game? It's like they just wanted to pad Link's inventory. It even shows up in SS, where its gimmick is firing multiple shots at once after you upgrade it, and it's still not something you'll ever realistically use. I think this might be the most consistently useless recurring item in the series.
Kass
5000 Rupee Heart Piece in MM
Hippo Model (LA)
Gohma
xenosaga's Impulse Link/Epona Figure
Mechanical Harp: Windmills (Pikmin 4)
Legend of Zelda (NES)
Bagu (Nintendo Comics Series)
Frostare
Nintendo Cereal System
Ballad of the Wind Fish
Ancient Cistern
Triforce Heroes
Primitive 3D Aesthetic
Rod of Seasons
Zelda Kirby (Smash)
Picto Box Quest (WW)
Minish Cap Figurines
Fishing Minigame (OoT)
Magic Hammer
Link and Zelda (Captain N: The Game Master)
Japanese Boss Battle Theme (AoL)
Forced Stealth Sections
King Harkinan
Heart Pieces Locked Behind Bad Minigames
Claude M. Moyse's Creepy German Phrases
Volga
Divine Beasts
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
Hidden German Messages (LA)
Kinstones
Power vs. Wisdom vs. Courage (Splatoon)

You've Met with a Terrible Fate
Hyrule Warriors Legends DLC Maps not being Backported to HW Wii U
Spell (Spell)
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
The Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass
Temple of the Ocean King
The Imprisoned (Boss)
Equipment Rental
Cannon Room Glitch (TP)
Frog's Song of Soul (LA:DX)
Cody Rhodes' Theme Song
Tadtones
Demise
Zelda Timeline