LogFAQs > #975123747

And if that isn't enough to debunk your flimsy ass creed, here's more

Boobs produce life-sustaining nourishment
Ass produces septic waste

When someone says "That was the tits!" it means it was good
When someone say "That was ass!" it means it was bad

If you suck on boobs, you're a chad
If you suck on ass, you're a weirdo

When you think of boob cleavage, the stereotype is a hot busty woman
When you think of ass cleavage, the stereotype is a fat plumber showing his crack

People who stare at boobs are brave heroes who risk the situation because the woman's gaze is right there and thus, they have to sharpen themselves by being crafty and subtle about it.
People who stare at ass are cowards, because there's no risk of getting caught and makes them dull.

Boob lovers understand that the appeal of boobs is that they come in many fun shapes and sizes with various nipples to enjoy, because they're open minded and enjoy variety in life
Ass lovers seem to only enjoy "big asses" and that's it, because they're narrowminded.

Boobs have a plethora of fun names like Melons, Sweater Puppies, Mommy Milkers, Bazongas, Funbags, Bongos, Honkers, etc. etc.
Ass does have a couple of fun names like Cake, Junk in the Trunk, etc., but not NEARLY as many as boobs do.

No joke, breasts have evolved to be larger and human jaw and mouth have evolved to accommodate the breast more so it's easier to nurse.
Thus, ass lovers will spout nonsense like "b-b-but ass is the original!" because they're unevolved neanderthals stuck in the past. Boobs are for the evolved homo sapien

This PSA is brought to you by CE's resident Titty Meister >_>