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It truly is a day that is memorial, even if itself

first I discovered my new lighter from Amazon was broken, a chatbot got a replacement but they wanted me to return the old one

i called them and told them I didnt want to do that and they were like well you have to its the rules or youll be charged, so I told them it wasnt fair and I bitched about how difficult it is to return things when rural and they were like ugh fine just throw it away and I agreed

then I go to the back to discover that a bear attacked my dumpster, it couldnt break the zip ties on the lid but it was able to reach in and yank out plates and napkins from the party and I guess just lick them, chew them up

idk seems like a pretty lame bear. I might start pouring a bit of ammonia in each night to get it to fuck off

i cleaned that up then I burned a bunch of cardboard in a barrel. Thats what they do here I guess they just burn things in metal barrels and act like its normal