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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
gmanthebest
06/02/23 1:45:52 PM
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The other day a coworker was telling me about how her boyfriend found out our boss is gay. Apparently by "partner" he thought, "Business partners who live together." And all I can think of is:

"That John is the greatest guy in the world. We've got to have him and his wife over for drinks sometime."
"Mmm, I don't think he's married, Homer."
"Oh, a swinging bachelor, eh? Well, there's lots of foxy ladies out there."
"Homer, didn't John seem a little "festive" to you?"
"Couldn't agree more, happy as a clam."
"He prefers the company of men!"
"Who doesn't?"
"Homer, listen carefully. John is a Ho - mo..."
"Right."
"...Sexual."
"AAAAHHH!"

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