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Topic | Old Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2 |
gmanthebest 06/02/23 1:45:52 PM #331: | The other day a coworker was telling me about how her boyfriend found out our boss is gay. Apparently by "partner" he thought, "Business partners who live together." And all I can think of is: "That John is the greatest guy in the world. We've got to have him and his wife over for drinks sometime." "Mmm, I don't think he's married, Homer." "Oh, a swinging bachelor, eh? Well, there's lots of foxy ladies out there." "Homer, didn't John seem a little "festive" to you?" "Couldn't agree more, happy as a clam." "He prefers the company of men!" "Who doesn't?" "Homer, listen carefully. John is a Ho - mo..." "Right." "...Sexual." "AAAAHHH!" --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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