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-Grow up loving the sport of Blitzball
-Train all your life to be a Blitzball star.
-Form a team with your friends and fellow pro players.
-Make it big, world famous, everyone loves watching and supporting you.
-Ghosts that live in boulders all get together and teleport in some super freak Blitz prodigy from 1000 years ago.
-He's here to save the world but he has a free pass to trample your dreams while he's at it.
-He throws his team of actual players to the wayside and begins filling his team with random desk clerks, bored looking guards and underpaid chauffeurs.
-The newly formed post office/pringles factory/furniture store/millennium old water polo god hybrid team destroys you 6-14 to 0 in every game.
-Pro wrestlers mock your team and your home town laughs in agreement.
-People send each other tickets to watch you play live as a prank.
-Only alternative is to play oft-mocked games with other 14-0 victims.
-Your friends and fellow players become disheartened, some quit.
-Some are even replaced by the very same terrible players you used to thrash, the ones he banished from his team.
-At least when Sin destroys everything, you won't have to do this anymore.
-No hold on, he's got his Caladbolg upgraded, Sin's done.
-Jubilations and merriment, the blitzball games can continue forever.
-AAAAAHHH HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA HAA!!!!!!