| Topic List | Page List: 1 |
|---|---|
| Topic | Post your favorite jokes here :3 |
| MisterPengy 03/13/23 10:23:32 AM #7: | I'm probably going to butcher the fuck out of this one but I love the punchline. A cowboy walks into a bar. He notices that it's full of women, maybe a lesbian bar? But he's been on the road (he also rides a motorcycle) and he was ready for a drink, so he stayed. He sits down at the bar and the blonde bartender serves him a drink. After chatting for a bit, he says "Hey, want to hear a blonde joke?" The bartender gives him a stern look and says, "Listen buddy, before you tell that joke, I want you to know that I'm a former MMA champion. The blonde sitting on your left is an Olympic level wrestler. The blonde to your right is a professional kickboxer. And the tall, muscular blonde at the door used to be a professional weightlifter. Now think about it, do you really want to tell that joke?" The cowboy's grin turned into a frown. He thought for a few seconds and replied, "Well, no. Not if I'm going to have to explain it four times." --- Bosses are immune to the eat command so it won't be possible to end the final boss fight of the game by eating it. -VeghEsther ... Copied to Clipboard! |
| Topic List | Page List: 1 |