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I've got two who are terrible for their own reasons.

First guy is an idea man whose ideas are always fucking stupid. They either involve stupidly intensive renovations, or they make the workload harder, or they're so pie-in-the-sky and beyond our budget that they're never gonna happen.

I work in a laundry, and we have this big podium where we put the dirty laundry - a lot of the time we have to spill it out onto the floor, but we know where the dirty stuff is. He wants to get rid of that podium and lay some linoleum down, and he wants to move the sorting to the very back of the shed away from the washing machines.

Just today we moved that podium out of the way because of some corporate stooges who don't even work here, and the sorting area was put at the back of the shed away from the washing machines. The workload is already that much fucking worse. And this motherfucker had the audacity to COMPLAIN about how it's not ideal, even if he still wants to get rid of the podium which isn't even being used rn. He talks about moving the washers and dryers around without taking the gas/electricity routing into account, and I'm absolutely sick of it.

And yet, he means well. It's annoying, but he genuinely believes that his harebrained ideas would make things better.

Enter coworker #2.

This guy is just a fuckwit. He plays pranks on people to rile them up, including our customers.

One time, he gloated to me about how he stirred up one of our customers by pretending he didn't bring all their pillowcases. He was laughing about how this guy was following him to and from the van, saying he needed pillowcases, until my coworker emptied the entire van and "found" the other bag of pillowcases this guy wanted.

I can get behind a bit of banter, even if I think this guy is the sort of jackass who gets off on people not liking him. But I really dislike him not just because he's a loathsome dickhead, but because he will put his own professionalism aside to bother our clients for his own amusement. What happens when someone realises he's being a jackass on purpose to fuck with them? Fuck him.